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laci_baby wrote:
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laci_baby wrote: I would love to go to the UK, have always wanted to, but not necessarily for the Prince's.
But i would teach you how to bake cookies. Actually,thats my goal in life: to teach you how to bake cookies. =)

I still think your a guy so you might as well tell us!!
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Picture of your very own Prince Charming, taken at Jane Austen's House in Hampshire, England. (Click on thumb-nail to enlarge.)

There's a lovely oven, all ready and waiting for you to teach me how to bake cookies. I don't have a picture of the oven, but here's a picture of your new home in Southampton, Hampshire:

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Don't worry if your mother doesn't approve of me either... It will cost her a fortune in international phone calls to say so!

How lucky are you to get to see Jane Austen's house! Jealous! But it looks like eveything's all set up for me. Lol, Uk here i come! :D
Southampton also has dozens of other historical things to see. We have Mayflower Park on the sea-front, where the Mayflower set sail in 1620 carrying the Pilgrim Fathers. Just to our west is a beautiful forest. In 1067, King William I ("William the Conqueror") decided he wanted a new hunting preserve, so he evicted the peasants from a large area and planted a forest. Over 940 years later, it is still called the "New Forest". And far too many other things to mention.

What food should I get in to welcome you? It will be an initiative test if you say Moon Pies and RC Cola, because I've never even seen them. I've only heard of them for the first time this year from other friends on the internet!
8) The hedgehogs have eaten the breakfast. The rose has wilted. And I've put my trousers on. 8) -------------------- (See Post #1501)
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Well now i HAVE to say Moonpie's and RC cola since you mentioned it. :D
Fairytales are more than true: not because they tell us dragons exist, but because they tell us dragons can be beaten. -Neil Gaiman
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laci_baby wrote:Well now i HAVE to say Moonpie's and RC cola since you mentioned it. :D
I thought you'd jilted me on the other thread!
8) The hedgehogs have eaten the breakfast. The rose has wilted. And I've put my trousers on. 8) -------------------- (See Post #1501)
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C0ldf1re wrote:
laci_baby wrote:Well now i HAVE to say Moonpie's and RC cola since you mentioned it. :D
I thought you'd jilted me on the other thread!
I've never jilted anyone. Except that one time...... :D
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laci_baby wrote:
C0ldf1re wrote:
laci_baby wrote:Well now i HAVE to say Moonpie's and RC cola since you mentioned it. :D
I thought you'd jilted me on the other thread!
I've never jilted anyone. Except that one time...... :D
You are posting with a big grin emoticon! The UK's answer to Moon Pies has the slogan, "You've got to grin to get it in!" They are called Wagon Wheels and are 74mm in diameter. Read about them at Burton's Wagon Wheels.
8) The hedgehogs have eaten the breakfast. The rose has wilted. And I've put my trousers on. 8) -------------------- (See Post #1501)
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I dont even like Moonpies. Or RC cola. I just said that since you said it first. :D (im a smiley person....sue me.)
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laci_baby wrote:I dont even like Moonpies. Or RC cola. I just said that since you said it first. :D (im a smiley person....sue me.)
Of course I won't sue the girl I worship!

(Hmmm.... I remember those old plays where the dastardly villain threatens to bring the heroine and her family to financial ruin unless she marries him... I'll make that Plan 'B'...)
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Well sure first offer me Moonpies, then threaten me with a financial downfall. Hope you have a Plan C.
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laci_baby wrote:Well sure first offer me Moonpies, then threaten me with a financial downfall. Hope you have a Plan C.
If you'll only love me, I'll shower you with diamonds and rubies and emeralds. And a bigger oven, so you can bake cookies to your heart's content.
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Me? I thought the plan was for me to teach YOU how to bake so you can make me cookies?
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laci_baby wrote:Me? I thought the plan was for me to teach YOU how to bake so you can make me cookies?
OK, dear! Anything to please the girl I love!
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Its kinda fun having control when im nowhere near you. And all i had to say was that you were making cookies. Huh. Who knew it was that easy? :D
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laci_baby wrote:Its kinda fun having control when im nowhere near you. And all i had to say was that you were making cookies. Huh. Who knew it was that easy? :D
Come to England, my dearest! Then you can twist me round your little finger.
There is a really nice pub (do you have pubs in the US of A?) near Jane Austen's house where I will wine you and dine you.
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I told you im on my way...it just may take twenty years.
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Cor! I go on holiday to Wales for a few weeks, and come back to find you are now a Moderator. Congratulations. (I am just fantasizing about you in your new Mod uniform... Thigh-high black boots, whip, spam-axe...)

We can't wait 20 years. Think of biological clocks. Don't you plan for us to have children?
8) The hedgehogs have eaten the breakfast. The rose has wilted. And I've put my trousers on. 8) -------------------- (See Post #1501)
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