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Bloody Pit of Horror was another dandy. It had Mickey Haggarty, he was married to or shacked up with Jayne Mansfield, I dont remember which. Cardboard sets, lousy acting, dumb script. I watch crap, but that one was even too crappy for me.
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Sand shark...!!!!! I think its movie makers thought that Audience has no mind.
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Killer Tire. Yep. Its a movie about a tire that rolls around and runs people over. And yes i knew this before I watched it.
Color me naive but I expected a little more storyline to it.. :(
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Maybe they will make a sequil, The Killer Tire Vs. The Killer tomatoes. :lol:

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EEGAH! was a real turkey about a teen-age caveman. It had Arch Hall Jr. in it, he made some real gems like Wild Guitar and other forgettable epics. One good one he did make was The Sadist, more or less based on Carl Chessman's killing spree back in the 50's. He played a good psycho killer in that one.
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Frozen... its the one where three friends going skiing get trapped on a chairlift.....Biggest waste of my life ever.
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Bighuey wrote:Bloody Pit of Horror was another dandy. It had Mickey Haggarty, he was married to or shacked up with Jayne Mansfield, I dont remember which. Cardboard sets, lousy acting, dumb script. I watch crap, but that one was even too crappy for me.
Jane Mansfield, Oh what a woman, what a figure, anyway, worst movie....Nacho Libre, absolutely terrible.
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I agree Ant. She could fill out a sweater like no one else. another worst movie was....now I forgot the name of it. I was thinking of it earlier but the name went away. Anyway, it was a western with Marty Robbins. He was one of the greatest singers of all time, but as an actor he was the pits. I think he was reading a teleprompter. Most singers are fair to excellent actors, Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Elvis, even Faron Young was a fair actor. But Robbins isnt one of them.
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Psyched by the 4-D Witch.
Worst. Movie. Ever. It makes your spinal fluid run backward, I swear. Don't watch it! You'll never be the same... It's only around 90 minutes long, but it stays with you forever. I tried to find the director after the first time I saw this mental enema, but he disappeared shortly after it was made; possibly died of shame. Do not watch this movie.
How perfectly goddamned delightful it all is, to be sure.
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Tralala wrote:Psyched by the 4-D Witch.
Worst. Movie. Ever. It makes your spinal fluid run backward, I swear. Don't watch it! You'll never be the same... It's only around 90 minutes long, but it stays with you forever. I tried to find the director after the first time I saw this mental enema, but he disappeared shortly after it was made; possibly died of shame. Do not watch this movie.
I think I've just about got the message there Tralala, I take it you didn't like it ? :lol:
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Ant wrote:
Tralala wrote:Psyched by the 4-D Witch.
Worst. Movie. Ever. It makes your spinal fluid run backward, I swear. Don't watch it! You'll never be the same... It's only around 90 minutes long, but it stays with you forever. I tried to find the director after the first time I saw this mental enema, but he disappeared shortly after it was made; possibly died of shame. Do not watch this movie.
I think I've just about got the message there Tralala, I take it you didn't like it ? :lol:
Nonononooooo..."like" isn't even a factor. This movie crawls into your brain and eats it. Slowly. With dumb sauce. I barely made it through without ending up in a mental ward. Unless I am in one now, and hallucinating all of this. I like bad movies. This is not a bad movie. This is like taking the brown acid at Woodstock....
How perfectly goddamned delightful it all is, to be sure.
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"Open Water"

By the end I was completely rooting for the sharks...
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Is that the movie about the couple whose boat was sunk and the whole movie just had them trying to stay afloat? If it is, I agree.The sharks should have got them at the first. A real piece of crap.
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I thought that was the one where they were diving and the boat buggered off leaving them behind miles from land.
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Ant wrote:I thought that was the one where they were diving and the boat buggered off leaving them behind miles from land.
Yeah, that was it, and it wasnt a great movie- even though it was loosely based on a true story they still had to make a soft porn scene to fill in the gaps :roll:
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That was it, I know it was a forgettable movie.
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