Jokes, Funny, And Happy Things Thread
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A boss tried to help one of his employees improve his
ways by telling him, "You have one bad habit. You never
listen when people are talking to you. You get a faraway
look and your mind wanders off. Promise me you'll work
on that."
The employee responded, "what was that you were saying?"
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Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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This is an actual conversation between me and my ex-husband!!!TammyO wrote:Funny but ...Eww
A boss tried to help one of his employees improve his
ways by telling him, "You have one bad habit. You never
listen when people are talking to you. You get a faraway
look and your mind wanders off. Promise me you'll work
on that."
The employee responded, "what was that you were saying?"
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AwesomeALynnPowers wrote:I got up this morning and noticed that my boyfriend had hung up a beautiful framed painting in the hallway. It was really colorful and kind of abstract looking. I loved it. Then I turned on the light and realized it was just a mirror.

What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
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What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
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