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Funny but ...Eww :D

A boss tried to help one of his employees improve his
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Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!


A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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A man goes to a druggist and tells him he has seven hot women coming to his place to party. He wants something so he can service all of them. The druggist says yes I do. But it can be dangerous, its very potent. The guys says I dont care. As long as it will keep me going. The druggist says okay, Ill sell you some with a word of warning. Be careful this stuff works fast. Next day the guy comes back to the drugstore and really looks like hes been through the mill. He says, Oh man I need some liniment. The druggist asks why? The guy says look at this. He unzipped and what was there looked like a chunk of raw hamburger. The druggist says Good Lord. Liniment wont help that. The guy says I know that. The liniment's for my arm. Those women never showed up.
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TammyO wrote:Funny but ...Eww :D

A boss tried to help one of his employees improve his
ways by telling him, "You have one bad habit. You never
listen when people are talking to you. You get a faraway
look and your mind wanders off. Promise me you'll work
on that."

The employee responded, "what was that you were saying?"
This is an actual conversation between me and my ex-husband!!!
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Some Facebook nonsense
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I got up this morning and noticed that my boyfriend had hung up a beautiful framed painting in the hallway. It was really colorful and kind of abstract looking. I loved it. Then I turned on the light and realized it was just a mirror. :(
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ALynnPowers wrote:I got up this morning and noticed that my boyfriend had hung up a beautiful framed painting in the hallway. It was really colorful and kind of abstract looking. I loved it. Then I turned on the light and realized it was just a mirror. :(
Awesome 8)
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That was not true, by the way. I just made it up.
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If it had been true...it would not have been awesome 8) :lol:
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It would have. But then my signature would not be necessary.

:D

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Very true :lol:
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I so wanted to buy this.
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