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Thats the truth so help me Hannah.
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Bighuey wrote:I saw this one movie some years ago on HBO or Cinemax or one of the movie channels. I dont remember what it was, but it was some cheezy sci-fi thing like the Killer Tomatoes or one of those. It might have even been Killer Tomatoes. At the first this guy comes on, gives this explanation of how movies are rated, says R rated movies are the most popular because of the violence and profanity. He said this movie didnt have any of that so it was rated PG. He said PG movies dont make the money R rated movies do so he said the F word to rate it R. Makes sense.

Cult classic "Attack of the Killer Tomatos" starring.. Um.. Nobody.
Definition of cult classic: man I was so loaded the other night and saw this great movie..

I hate all the King Kong remakes. Horrible horrible horrible

And the 1998 version of Godzilla with Matthew Broderick.
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I agree about the King Kong remakes. I watched the latest one a while back and fell asleep about a half hour after it started. Borrrrring.

I did like the Matthew Broderick Godzilla. It was impossible and unrealistic but entertaining fantasy. But nothing beats the original with Raymond Burr. It was kind of like film noir, dark and kind of depressing. Some of the later ones were pretty good too. And some of them stunk to high heaven.
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Godzilla's weapon was his bad breath. Stinking is allowed
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Another piece o ' crap was Clock work Orange...
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That one was different for sure. I liked it OK, but its the kind of a movie you want to watch only once. One I could never see all the fuss about was Titantic. It was OK, but nothing exceptional.
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Bighuey wrote:That one was different for sure. I liked it OK, but its the kind of a movie you want to watch only once. One I could never see all the fuss about was Titantic. It was OK, but nothing exceptional.

I read the book by Burgess first...and found the movie lacking. By the end of the book I was understanding pidgeon Russian though..I guess that is something!

Another only watch once was Koyaanisqatsi. Just a gripping emotional piece, although I could have done without the Phillip Glass score. Not something I ever want to watch again. Infinitely depressing look at humanity.

The boat sinks, you know.... :lol:
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Koyannisquats?

Fire the dude / dudess, who did the P.R. for this flick...

Word of mouth being the best form of advertisement, what were they thinking? :roll: in re to one person recommending a friend to check it out!

Would they even remember this film title? and if so, it's UNPROUNOUNCABLE...
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Anything that I personally deem a "Crocosaurus" ... a movie having the same production quality as "Megashark versus Crocosaurus."
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I have seen lots of worst movies but there is nothing worst then the Beiber movie .
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They say of all the movies made, only about 5 percent are really good. Of the rest of them some are fair, the rest are garbage.
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I'm not surprised..
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The Keep. It was horrible! Read the book instead. It is awesome!
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I saw one a while back called The Killer Eye. It had the interesting storyline of a big eyeball rolling around eating people. They should make one called The Killer Dentures. The get hold of some experimental evolved Polydent and go after corn on the cob. World economy is in chaos, all corn is eaten by the dentures, but they finally stop them by infesting them with raspberry seeds. That makes about as much sense as The Killer Eye.
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You could write movies for the Syfy channel with that kind of plot! Call them up, they may give you a job! ;)
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