Jokes, Funny, And Happy Things Thread
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Re: Jokes, Funny, And Happy Things Thread
"I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I dont know what to feed it." Ramblings of a retired senile mind.
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Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me and I’m going home now.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me and I’m going home now.
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I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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LOL awesome!
My husband had a student that didn't answer a question on an exam because he said there is a duck in the way. He draw the duck. The kid got points for being funny.
My husband had a student that didn't answer a question on an exam because he said there is a duck in the way. He draw the duck. The kid got points for being funny.
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Smart kid!
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I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
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“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.”
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What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water?
Bob
Bob
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I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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A politician was building what looked like a rocket. A kid walked by and asked what are you building? The politician said a spaceship. The kid asked why? The politician Im going to go to the sun. The kid said you cant do that, you'll burn up. The politician said thats where youre wrong. Im going at night.
"I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I dont know what to feed it." Ramblings of a retired senile mind.
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Nice.~ occupare fati suffocavit
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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I figured this thread was worth resurrecting!
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
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I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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My doctor told me to run 3 miles a day for a month. I’m now completely lost and 90 miles away from home.
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Daddy did you know that girls are smarter than boys?
No, I didn’t know that.
There you go.
No, I didn’t know that.
There you go.
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I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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