Jokes, Funny, And Happy Things Thread
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Re: Jokes, Funny, And Happy Things Thread
Nice!
-- Sun Apr 03, 2016 12:15 pm --
Funny and cute!
-- Sun Apr 03, 2016 12:15 pm --
Funny and cute!
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Aww the image isn't centered right 
I can't read the funny.
I can't read the funny."Life is a journey, not a destination" --Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Try to see if you can move it side to side at all.
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I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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Oh my! That is silly!
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First time I heard that I laughed so hard I kicked the slats out of my crib.
Two politicians went hunting. It was a pretty wild area and they were told if they got lost to fire three shots in the air and they would be rescued. Sure enough they got lost. They fired three shots into the air and waited but nothing happened. They fired three shots again and still nothing happened. One of the politicians said fire three more shots into the air. The other one said I cant. Im out of arrows.
Two politicians went hunting. It was a pretty wild area and they were told if they got lost to fire three shots in the air and they would be rescued. Sure enough they got lost. They fired three shots into the air and waited but nothing happened. They fired three shots again and still nothing happened. One of the politicians said fire three more shots into the air. The other one said I cant. Im out of arrows.
"I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I dont know what to feed it." Ramblings of a retired senile mind.
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Bighuey wrote:First time I heard that I laughed so hard I kicked the slats out of my crib.
An oldie but a goodie! 
Why stray from the classics?~ occupare fati suffocavit
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I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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Right on!
"I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I dont know what to feed it." Ramblings of a retired senile mind.
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I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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Grief is just love with no place to go.
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~ occupare fati suffocavit
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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Grief is just love with no place to go.
What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
