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ATM. Three people get stuck in an ATM with a crazed killer outside. One of the most pointless movies I've ever seen.
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jadestar31 wrote:ATM. Three people get stuck in an ATM with a crazed killer outside. One of the most pointless movies I've ever seen.
Wow, thats fairly bad, gives hope to scriptwriters everywhere that any old garbage can be green lighted! :lol:

Another really bad movie i saw was set in Donegal, Ireland, and it was about a young family who move into a small village and discover the locals use ritual sacrafice to bring people back from the dead but only for 3 days so they can say goodbye again to their loved ones....absolute rubbish and its so bad I cant even remeber the name :D
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@ Mike, I saw that movie. True it is garbage. Like you , I dont remember the name of it either. It is in my DVD pile to make Xmas tree ornaments.
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Has anybody mentioned the killer armpit movie? I think it was called Maneater, or something like that.
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I just saw the recent The Green Hornet. I give it 5 stupids. Dumb dumb dumb.Fran Striker must have turned over in his grave half a dozen times when that turkey came out.
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"The Vampire's Assistant" is pretty high on the list of worst movies I have ever seen.

But I think the worst on my list--so far--is "Meet the Spartans".
Usually I don't mind some zaniness; Mel Brooks -type humor is tolerable.
But this movie was just outright stupid. I assume it was written for fifteen year-olds, but I don't think I would have liked this movie even when I was 15. Maybe if I was drunk. Or on drugs.
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I watched a real winner a while back, a Japanese flick called Dead Girl Walking. Weird and stupid. About a girl who died but she wouldnt lie down. She kept doing things she did in life. Her parents finally kicked her out because she was starting to rot and stink. She wandered around, body parts falling off of her, she was dancing with some guy and her arm came off and her guts fell out. Finally, all that was left was an eyeball that was rolling around still alive. Insane.
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I'll go with the worst I've seen recently: "The Big Wedding." Such a great cast with Robert De Niro, Susan Sarandon, Diane Keaton, and yet it was such a stinker.
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I watched Cowboys and Aliens a couple nights ago. I thought it would be good, just about anything with Harrison Ford is great, but this wasnt one of them. Waste of time.
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Bighuey wrote:I watched Cowboys and Aliens a couple nights ago. I thought it would be good, just about anything with Harrison Ford is great, but this wasnt one of them. Waste of time.
Yeah, that one probably gets my vote for Most Disappointing Movie. I had such great expectations for it. Such a cool concept. Too bad the execution wasn't so great.
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It was disappointing. Harrison Ford was really miscast in that one. Daniel Craig was pretty good, but kind of extreme. Sci-Fi westerns dont come off very well. I only remember two, The Beast of Hollow Mountain and Gene Autry's first movie, The Phantom Empire. It was billed as a science fiction-western-musical, probably the only movie of its kind ever made.

I downloaded one about a week ago, The Giant of Metropolis. Its one of those sword and sandal movies that were popular in the late 50's. I always liked those movies, most of them were entertaining, even if kind of stupid. But this one was a real turkey. The lead actor, dont even remember his name, was double ugly and couldnt act his way out of a paper bag. Phony fighting sequences, crummy actors, stupid dialogue. The sets were kinda cool, but the rest was crap.
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Bighuey wrote:The sets were kinda cool, but the rest was crap.
Haha, well, I'll be sure to avoid that one then.
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Leap Year, a romantic comedy set in Ireland. The problem with this movie, beside the trite script and so-so acting, is that the writer(s) must never have been in Ireland, or perhaps don't even own a map. Their geography is totally screwed up. Basically, if you follow the implied routing in the script, you cannot get to where you want to go from where you are unless you circumnavigate the earth. IE, you don't go east from Scotland to get to Dublin.
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Even a geography dummy like me knows that. Maybe he meant France. :lol:

I watched a real turkey last night, or about half of it before I got fed up with it and turned it off. Messiah Of Evil. About a woman who comes to her fathers house in this creepy town full of weirdos. It was so improbable it was funny. The woman is walking along this road, this really weird pervert looking guy stops with a truck with dead bodies in the back and asks her if she wants a ride. She laughs and says, sure why not? Dumb show. The first of it had Elisha Cook Jr., he was in House on Haunted Hill and The Maltese Falcon where he also played weirdos. he played a cool part, a drunken nut who describes how he was born, came from between his mothers legs a bloody mess. His mother wants to feed him to the chickens, but the dad said no, we will keep him to do the work around here. Other than that, the movie was one of those they should have made two of, one to defecate on and one to cover it with.
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Clockwork orange ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

-- 18 Jun 2013, 17:54 --

" The Artist "... which literally put me to sleep....it actually won the Oscar last year.......i couldn't wait to see it cause of it's " originality "..( it was a silent film a take-off on the " pre-talkies ")

i shoulda known that it was a piece o' crap cause of the excessive HYPE!!!

Gimmee an unknown " sleeper " any day........i find the odds are way better for it to be a halfway decent movie...

( even ROTTEN TOMATOES gave it 4-5 stars :roll: :roll: ...go figure!!!...

i just read that in the UK, THEY THOUGHT IT BAD ENOUGH TO DEMAND A REFUND...

Kudos to y'all... 8)
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