Coming to a stereo near you....

dejona84 · Post by **dejona84** » 07 Apr 2008, 13:32

Star wrote:Umm its not really a song but I've been going around work all morning singing it to anyone that looks the least bit constipated, but here it goes...drum roll please!....

It was a dark dark day
and the skies were green
around the corner came a fart machine
the fart was red..
a scream was heard
a man got killed by a flyin turd

I'll be posting myself singing this little gem later on youtube...should be fun

Look forward to seeing it!

You have my sense of humor!

sleepydumpling · Post by **sleepydumpling** » 08 Apr 2008, 04:41

It's a little bit funny
This feeling inside
I'm not one
Who can easily hide

No clues for the song or artist needed I hope!

Tracey Neal · Post by **Tracey Neal** » 08 Apr 2008, 08:42

sleepydumpling wrote:It's a little bit funny
This feeling inside
I'm not one
Who can easily hide

No clues for the song or artist needed I hope!

I don't have much money but boy if I did
I'd buy a big house where we both could live

If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show
I know it's not much but it's the best I can do
My gift is my song and this one's for you

And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world.

Elton John babycakes!! Very beautiful song I must say

The song is called "Your Song" the lyrics were written by Bernie Taupin

Solid Choice Sleepy D.

KaeMartyndale · Post by **KaeMartyndale** » 08 Apr 2008, 14:57

Star wrote: Elton John babycakes!! Very beautiful song I must say The song is called "Your Song" the lyrics were written by Bernie Taupin Solid Choice Sleepy D.

It was also redone in Moulin Rouge by the beautiful Ewan McGregor

clarebear · Post by **clarebear** » 08 Apr 2008, 16:49

I'm recently listening to a band I found on myspace. I usually delete those band invites straight away but the name intrieged me, I ended up buying their album and its dead good. They are called Psyko Dalek!! (Thats the spelling, not my usual dodgy spelling)

Hamlet · Post by **Hamlet** » 08 Apr 2008, 22:53

clarebear wrote:I'm recently listening to a band I found on myspace. I usually delete those band invites straight away but the name intrieged me, I ended up buying their album and its dead good. They are called Psyko Dalek!! (Thats the spelling, not my usual dodgy spelling)

i'll have to check them out

sleepydumpling · Post by **sleepydumpling** » 09 Apr 2008, 04:54

KaeMartyndale wrote:
Star wrote: Elton John babycakes!! Very beautiful song I must say The song is called "Your Song" the lyrics were written by Bernie Taupin Solid Choice Sleepy D.
It was also redone in Moulin Rouge by the beautiful Ewan McGregor

Oh boy was it ever! I've always loved Ewan McGregor, but that scene always makes me fall in love with him all over again!

That man could do anything and I would forgive him the minute he smiled at me.

Tracey Neal · Post by **Tracey Neal** » 09 Apr 2008, 08:25

sleepydumpling wrote:
KaeMartyndale wrote:
Star wrote: Elton John babycakes!! Very beautiful song I must say The song is called "Your Song" the lyrics were written by Bernie Taupin Solid Choice Sleepy D.
It was also redone in Moulin Rouge by the beautiful Ewan McGregor
Oh boy was it ever! I've always loved Ewan McGregor, but that scene always makes me fall in love with him all over again!

That man could do anything and I would forgive him the minute he smiled at me.

You two ladies!! Haha

I should dare say Mr.McGregor is handsome. Quite the little charmer

KaeMartyndale · Post by **KaeMartyndale** » 09 Apr 2008, 11:26

sleepydumpling wrote: Oh boy was it ever! I've always loved Ewan McGregor, but that scene always makes me fall in love with him all over again!

That man could do anything and I would forgive him the minute he smiled at me.

Oh God yes... and he is particularly good (and good looking) in that movie! And, he has an incredible voice! *melt*

sleepydumpling · Post by **sleepydumpling** » 10 Apr 2008, 06:59

KaeMartyndale wrote:
sleepydumpling wrote: Oh boy was it ever! I've always loved Ewan McGregor, but that scene always makes me fall in love with him all over again!

That man could do anything and I would forgive him the minute he smiled at me.
Oh God yes... and he is particularly good (and good looking) in that movie! And, he has an incredible voice! *melt*

Mmmm.... indeed....

Libellus · Post by **Libellus** » 10 Apr 2008, 07:45

Do we need a "best voice" thread? Alan Rickman, Richard Burton, Sean Connery, Maggie Smith. Lauren Bacall - I guess there will be some youngsters too
Anyway as I am working at home today - its a Bowie-fest in chez-moi ...Hunky Dory is the album of the moment

Tracey Neal · Post by **Tracey Neal** » 10 Apr 2008, 08:10

Libellus wrote:Do we need a "best voice" thread? Alan Rickman, Richard Burton, Sean Connery, Maggie Smith. Lauren Bacall - I guess there will be some youngsters too
Anyway as I am working at home today - its a Bowie-fest in chez-moi ...Hunky Dory is the album of the moment

Lauren Bacall and Sean Connery do have sexy voices, so does George Clooney..Hugh Jackman..Robert Redford..Jude Law, boy there is alot lol, I just can't think them up right now.

Spoons · Post by **Spoons** » 10 Apr 2008, 08:22

Angles- Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip

Things in life aint always quite what they seem, theres more than one
given angle to any one given scene. So bare that in mind next time you try
to intervene on any one given angle, on any one given scene.

MARK:
My name is mark & I go to uni & college
Don’t solcialize that much I just revise& build knowledge.
At times I find that I become a virtual recluse
I let me belt of interaction hang decisively loose
But I came here to learn and that’s the life that I choose
So if people think that im boring they can bring their abuse
See a lot of people think that im boring and say
That maybe im a weirdo or maybe in gay
But thats cool when I get a good job & good pay
Il get a house for just my brother and me some day
And that’s the reason im hear, just to build for the future
And if it means better grades yeah il suck up to my tutor

Things in life aint always quite what they seem, theres more than one
given angle to any one given scene. So bare that in mind next time you try
to intervene on any one given angle, on any one given scene.

PAUL:
My name is Paul & I’ve been a guard for 6 months
The shop that I guard is better than most dumps
That’s why I like it here & my boss he’s a pro
He’s taught me tricks of the trade that other guards wouldn’t know
He's taught me in this game, there’s some rules, you gotta bend
And not to forget these thieving pricks aint your friend
And that appearance is key coz theres a message to send
And above all of that its your fellow guards you defend.
The other day my boss was stabbed by some lowlife psycho
He’s in hospital now so every night that’s where I go
He’s on the brink, he’s showing no fear though
Coz if he dies there he'll be dying a hero.

Things in life aint always quite what they seem, theres more than one
given angle to any one given scene. So bare that in mind next time you try
to intervene on any one given angle, on any one given scene.

KEITH:
My name is Keith and I aint so much a racist
But if one reached out a hand id decline their embraces
I work security in a shop in charge of 5 other guards
And I’ve got all of their respect coz I run this sh*t hard
I nicked one kid today; didn’t show enough respect & attention
So I grabbed him by the neck, that’s my own form of redemption
I do no real harm; just make sure that it hurts
It aint going by the book but believe me it works
Then I sent him on his way, that little sh*t knows the score now
Instil a little bit of fear. He wont darken my door now
And that’s what I do. Stop these kids from decline.
Do what their parents wouldn’t do, put down some boundaries & lines.

Things in life aint always quite what they seem, theres more than one
given angle to any one given scene. So bare that in mind next time you try
to intervene on any one given angle, on any one given scene.

BILLY:
My name is Billy & Ive been beaten since I was 3
Mum died when I was born so dad just takes it out on me
He aint a bad man. He just gets drunk & feels alone
I tend to go for a walk, hope hes asleep when I get home.
I don’t like to talk about it though coz like I said it aint his fault
It only happens when hes drunk as a last resort
I wanted to get him a gift to kinda show my support
But I had no money so I stole & then I gues I got caught.
At times like that I kinda switch of my mind
Stare blankly into space and let what happens unwind
That seemed to anger this guard so he hands round my neck
He said its time for me to learn some manners & some respect
It hurt, but ive had worse before
But it made me realise life was just a series of wars
I went straight home that day and locked the bedroom door
Took a blade to both wrists, They wont hurt me no more.

Things in life aint always quite what they seem, theres more than one
given angle to any one given scene. So bare that in mind next time you try
to intervene on any one given angle, on any one given scene.

MARK:
My name is Mark and today I was told my brother was dead
I returned from uni and burst into tears on his bed
Under his pillow, I found his suicide note & I read
What had happened that day & what had fucked up his head.
The anger I felt right then there no words to express
I filled up with so much rage there was no way to digest
I grabbed a knife & walked to town, it was time to regress
Back to an eye for and eye, last breath for last breath
I went straight up to the counter & said id like to speak
To the guard that nicked my brother on Tuesday of this week
As the girl went through a door & disappeared out of sight
I put my hand in my pocket and I gripped the knife tight
This was it, as she pointed me out to the guard
My hand began to shake as held the knife so hard
Then as he approached my there was nothing to say
I stabbed that fucker eight times before they could take me away.

Things in life aint always quite what they seem, theres more than one
given angle to any one given scene. So bare that in mind next time you try
to intervene on any one given angle, on any one given scene
It doesnt make sense without all the lyrics

knightss · Post by **knightss** » 10 Apr 2008, 11:19

Say Anything - Alive with the Glory of Love
(the song is about finding love in a concentration camp)

"Ms. Blackeyeliner, you'd like finer
with each day in hiding, oh yeah
beneath the wormwood
ohhh love me so good
they won't hear us screw away the day"

"Our Treblinka is alive with the glory of love….
Treblinka, alive with the glory of love! Yeah!

Should they catch us and dispatch us to those separate work camps.
I'll dream about you, I will not doubt you with the passing of time….Oh, yeah.
Should they kill me, your love will fill me as warm as the bullets, yeah.
I'll know my purpose: this war was worth this. I won't let you down…"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfptieWXEJA