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sliced breads infancy is at least 140 years old, maybe more) I'd be surprised if you hadn't heard of this remedy for
pigeons. It rhymes with plop, plop, fizz, fizz. Alka Selzer. You crumble the tablets into bite-sized portions. Naturally,
the pigeons, who are real philistines(especially in matters of a culinary nature) gobble them right up. Considering
it's their last meal on earth, why not be magnanimous and provide a generous supply of water. As soon as the Alka
Selzer has reached critical mass, pigeons will start blowing up. If your as vindictive as I am, you'll play sonething like
the Anvil Chorus while your filming their departure. If you served with Genghis Khan or George Patton in another
lifetime, you're last shot will be of a blackboard proclaiming that LOTS of pigeons were sacrificed in the making of
this film.
You know I talked to a guy who says he knows you. I think he said his name was dinwit or dimwit, something like
that. He says if you apologize, he'll forgive you. Don't shoot me, i'm just the messenger.
Why not: Because crazy people don't think they're crazy.
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We are lucky we live on the range in our little town. By Saturday, if it is like the 2011 floods 60% of it will be underwater.primrose777 wrote:Today it is pouring with rain, 60km hour winds, Major weather system. Was Ok with it until I saw my local police and state emergency services starting to fill sandbags last night, That's not very encouraging. Still we are nice and dry on a hill, plenty of food, books and my laptop.![]()

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I hope your and your town are OK. We are on a small hill so are fine, my town was hammered in the 2009 floods and the Council put in measures so it wouldn't happen again. We had the highest rainfall (495mls) in NSW and the town did not flood. Council did a good job.Gannon wrote:We are lucky we live on the range in our little town. By Saturday, if it is like the 2011 floods 60% of it will be underwater.primrose777 wrote:Today it is pouring with rain, 60km hour winds, Major weather system. Was Ok with it until I saw my local police and state emergency services starting to fill sandbags last night, That's not very encouraging. Still we are nice and dry on a hill, plenty of food, books and my laptop.![]()
