Post rapture plans??

Euphoriameantime · Post by **Euphoriameantime** » 18 May 2011, 11:56

If you haven't heard - Jesus is returning May 21st, this saturday!! What are your plans??

Personally I'll be outside the music store Friday night waiting to loot me a friggen sweet guitar are super sweet amp.

Moore · Post by **Moore** » 18 May 2011, 15:11

Nothing. I will try to continue my life as usual.I don't believe that it is true. We don't know the exact date and that is why we should enjoy every minute here.

J.Alfred Prufrock · Post by **J.Alfred Prufrock** » 18 May 2011, 15:12

I thought this was interesting. I'd like to get into contact with this man and see if he'll wire me all his money, since he won't be needing it in paradise.

Fran · Post by **Fran** » 18 May 2011, 15:21

J.Alfred Prufrock wrote:I thought this was interesting. I'd like to get into contact with this man and see if he'll wire me all his money, since he won't be needing it in paradise.

Will he find the world 'A Waste Land' I wonder?

J.Alfred Prufrock · Post by **J.Alfred Prufrock** » 18 May 2011, 15:22

Fran wrote:
J.Alfred Prufrock wrote:I thought this was interesting. I'd like to get into contact with this man and see if he'll wire me all his money, since he won't be needing it in paradise.
Will he find the world 'A Waste Land' I wonder?

Are you crying over how horribly bad that pun was?

Jacob · Post by **Jacob** » 18 May 2011, 15:26

Go ruin all the christian fun.

Euphoriameantime · Post by **Euphoriameantime** » 18 May 2011, 18:30

They were saying some old retiree spent all his life savings on an ad campaign in NY City to warn people of the rapture this Saturday. I feel pretty sorry for him.

TheMadHatter · Post by **TheMadHatter** » 18 May 2011, 22:23

I'm going to give him a crucifix as a goof.

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 18 May 2011, 23:13

We have a prophet in our town who has said the world was going to end on the 21st of every month for the last ten years. Him and this other guy must have came out of the same house. Only God knows when the world is going to end, He's not going to tell some crazy whack job in advance.

Fran · Post by **Fran** » 19 May 2011, 04:58

I read somewhere once that

'the wisest prophets make sure of the event first'

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 19 May 2011, 09:04

Its just about money, that guy will probably make a fortune from the poor souls who believe him. Hes probably got the concessions on T-shirts, bobbleheads, bumper stickers, that sort of thing. Hes no dummy.

StephenKingman · Post by **StephenKingman** » 19 May 2011, 11:02

Oh, is the world ending again then? I lost count after 100 so i think i may sit this one out

Newoctoberissue · Post by **Newoctoberissue** » 19 May 2011, 12:00

I'm in the military reserves and have to be on duty. maybe i'll see some of you looters out there as i pull you out through the broken windows of the stores.

Euphoriameantime · Post by **Euphoriameantime** » 19 May 2011, 12:44

Newoctoberissue wrote:I'm in the military reserves and have to be on duty. maybe i'll see some of you looters out there as i pull you out through the broken windows of the stores.

Hey let me slip on by... I'm just getting coffee and pampers... I swear!!! What? The whiskey? You can't expect me to drink coffee with out the whiskey!!