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I tried to ride my horse last night, but it stalled.
What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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A man's daughter asked if she could go to a 50 cent concert, the man said "sure, here's a dollar, take your brother".

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Q: What's 50 Cent's name in Zimbabwe?
A: 400 Million Dollars.
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't very good but the reception was amazing.

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A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
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A Police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.

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Why was the gentleman so find if his grand piano?
He had had it since it was a "baby."

I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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Without Geometry life is pointless.

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Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting!
Commissar: Well, you're pretty repulsive yourself.
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8