Member of the Month Nomination: Gannon
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Gannon
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Re: Member of the Month Nomination: Gannon
Why did the astronaut's wife get upset with him? He recarpeted their house with astroturf.
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa
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rssllue
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Dad, can you put my shoes on?
I don't think they will fit me.
~ occupare fati suffocavit
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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Gannon
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Why did the optimist drinking at the bar send his drink back? Because the glass was half full.
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa
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Gravy
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In that case they just wing around themrssllue wrote:Why is it easier for tall people to get jokes?
It is harder for them to go over their head.
Pronouns: She/Her
What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
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Gannon
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Why was the impatient peasant stuck on the road? He had the cart before the horse.
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa
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rssllue
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I'd like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks...for keeping me off the streets!
~ occupare fati suffocavit
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
Latest Review: My Personal Desert Storm by Marcus Johnson
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Gannon
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What was the rubber band complaining about? He said that working in the bungee jumping industry he was stretched to the limit.
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa
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rssllue
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
~ occupare fati suffocavit
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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Ha ha ha
Reading these jokes started the week off on a happy note for me!
-- 28 Mar 2016, 14:07 --
What kind of horses go out after dark?
Nightmares!
Reading these jokes started the week off on a happy note for me!
-- 28 Mar 2016, 14:07 --
What kind of horses go out after dark?
Nightmares!
"The best way out is always through" - Robert Frost
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rssllue
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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?
Chick-fil-eyyyyyyy!
~ occupare fati suffocavit
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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Congratulations, Gannon! Sorry for the late reply--it looks like I've been missing out on a lot of fun!
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." - Albert Einstein
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rssllue
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You have indeed. 
If prisoners could take their own mugshots, they would be called cellfies.
If prisoners could take their own mugshots, they would be called cellfies.
~ occupare fati suffocavit
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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Gannon
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Cheers LivreAmour217.LivreAmour217 wrote:Congratulations, Gannon! Sorry for the late reply--it looks like I've been missing out on a lot of fun!
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa
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rssllue
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Can February March?
No, but April May.
No, but April May.
~ occupare fati suffocavit
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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Congratulations Gannon 
