Worst movie you have ever seen
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Re: Worst movie you have ever seen
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Wow, thats fairly bad, gives hope to scriptwriters everywhere that any old garbage can be green lighted!jadestar31 wrote:ATM. Three people get stuck in an ATM with a crazed killer outside. One of the most pointless movies I've ever seen.

Another really bad movie i saw was set in Donegal, Ireland, and it was about a young family who move into a small village and discover the locals use ritual sacrafice to bring people back from the dead but only for 3 days so they can say goodbye again to their loved ones....absolute rubbish and its so bad I cant even remeber the name

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But I think the worst on my list--so far--is "Meet the Spartans".
Usually I don't mind some zaniness; Mel Brooks -type humor is tolerable.
But this movie was just outright stupid. I assume it was written for fifteen year-olds, but I don't think I would have liked this movie even when I was 15. Maybe if I was drunk. Or on drugs.
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Yeah, that one probably gets my vote for Most Disappointing Movie. I had such great expectations for it. Such a cool concept. Too bad the execution wasn't so great.Bighuey wrote:I watched Cowboys and Aliens a couple nights ago. I thought it would be good, just about anything with Harrison Ford is great, but this wasnt one of them. Waste of time.
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I downloaded one about a week ago, The Giant of Metropolis. Its one of those sword and sandal movies that were popular in the late 50's. I always liked those movies, most of them were entertaining, even if kind of stupid. But this one was a real turkey. The lead actor, dont even remember his name, was double ugly and couldnt act his way out of a paper bag. Phony fighting sequences, crummy actors, stupid dialogue. The sets were kinda cool, but the rest was crap.
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Haha, well, I'll be sure to avoid that one then.Bighuey wrote:The sets were kinda cool, but the rest was crap.
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I watched a real turkey last night, or about half of it before I got fed up with it and turned it off. Messiah Of Evil. About a woman who comes to her fathers house in this creepy town full of weirdos. It was so improbable it was funny. The woman is walking along this road, this really weird pervert looking guy stops with a truck with dead bodies in the back and asks her if she wants a ride. She laughs and says, sure why not? Dumb show. The first of it had Elisha Cook Jr., he was in House on Haunted Hill and The Maltese Falcon where he also played weirdos. he played a cool part, a drunken nut who describes how he was born, came from between his mothers legs a bloody mess. His mother wants to feed him to the chickens, but the dad said no, we will keep him to do the work around here. Other than that, the movie was one of those they should have made two of, one to defecate on and one to cover it with.
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-- 18 Jun 2013, 17:54 --
" The Artist "... which literally put me to sleep....it actually won the Oscar last year.......i couldn't wait to see it cause of it's " originality "..( it was a silent film a take-off on the " pre-talkies ")
i shoulda known that it was a piece o' crap cause of the excessive HYPE!!!
Gimmee an unknown " sleeper " any day........i find the odds are way better for it to be a halfway decent movie...
( even ROTTEN TOMATOES gave it 4-5 stars


i just read that in the UK, THEY THOUGHT IT BAD ENOUGH TO DEMAND A REFUND...
Kudos to y'all...

Carpe Diem!
Suzy...