Worst movie you have ever seen

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 05 Aug 2013, 20:12

Yes, I mentioned it before. It was called Night of the Lepus or Rabbits. A real turkey with Rory Calhoun and Janet Leigh. They must have been desperate for money to be involved with this epic. The rabbits were kind of cute and cuddily looking, just big. For the close-ups it looked like guys with rabbit suits on.

Ive got one called The Giant Gila Monster. As bad as that one sounds, its not a bad little flick. Phoney special effects, one part has a real gila monster crawling all over a wrecked Lionel train, another part had a fairly new car look like it was being pushed over a cliff, but the scene where it hit the bottom it was about a 1937 Plymouth coupe. But it had a good storyline and fairly decent actors and the lead actor sang a song to his crippled little sister I really liked. Not a bad movie for a low-budget cheapie.

suzy1124 · Post by **suzy1124** » 06 Aug 2013, 06:05

Bighuey wrote:Yes, I mentioned it before. It was called Night of the Lepus or Rabbits. A real turkey with Rory Calhoun and Janet Leigh. They must have been desperate for money to be involved with this epic. The rabbits were kind of cute and cuddily looking, just big. For the close-ups it looked like guys with rabbit suits on.

Ive got one called The Giant Gila Monster. As bad as that one sounds, its not a bad little flick. Phoney special effects, one part has a real gila monster crawling all over a wrecked Lionel train, another part had a fairly new car look like it was being pushed over a cliff, but the scene where it hit the bottom it was about a 1937 Plymouth coupe. But it had a good storyline and fairly decent actors and the lead actor sang a song to his crippled little sister I really liked. Not a bad movie for a low-budget cheapie.

Stoppit already!...............WHY DO YOUR REVIEWS CRACK ME UP SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH ?

Soon, I'LL be needing a NEW keyboard...i've ALMOST had a few spills thanks to you....

You need to get hired to do your own tv show reviewing these INSANELY funny B horror movies...it would be an INSTANT hit...

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 06 Aug 2013, 09:36

I dont know about that. I just put down what comes into my head at the moment. I looked back on some of my posts for movies and books, and they seem kind of silly. Its a wonder someone hasnt told me to shut up.

I remember this one old turkey, it was called The Maze with Richard Carlson. It started out really creepy, about a horrible family secret this guy had when he inhereted an English estate. It was really creepy and chilling until you saw what the horrible family secret was. It was his uncle that was turned into a frog. After that it was so stupid it was laughable. Some guy in a frog suit flopping around all over the place. It was one of the first 3-D movies, to see this big, silly looking frog thing flopping out at you was hilarious. I had it on a VHS tape, but lost it in one of my moves. Its better off lost.

suzy1124 · Post by **suzy1124** » 06 Aug 2013, 11:52

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ya just won't quit will ya

luckily i don't have drinks next to keyboard anymore....

Fran · Post by **Fran** » 06 Aug 2013, 13:01

@suzy
Just imagine staggering in from the pub, slightly the worse for wear, turning on the TV and finding Bighuey doing his "colourful" reviews of the most obscure and peculiar movies from his private collection.

I think you are on to something, could develope into a huge cult following for the big guy ... it would make for plenty of hits on Youtube that's for sure.
And we'd be able to say we knew that STAR when he was just a fridge cleaner, dog de-lousing, computer handyman and general all round good guy away down there in Mexico - that sounds like a line from the Bighuey songbook.

suzy1124 · Post by **suzy1124** » 06 Aug 2013, 16:37

Fran wrote:@suzy
Just imagine staggering in from the pub, slightly the worse for wear, turning on the TV and finding Bighuey doing his "colourful" reviews of the most obscure and peculiar movies from his private collection.
I think you are on to something, could develope into a huge cult following for the big guy ... it would make for plenty of hits on Youtube that's for sure.
And we'd be able to say we knew that STAR when he was just a fridge cleaner, dog de-lousing, computer handyman and general all round good guy away down there in Mexico - that sounds like a line from the Bighuey songbook.

Quite a visual Fran!...I think that one of the reasons why B.H. is such a scream, is that he has no idea whatsoever that he's so uproariously funny....( he even says that
he thought some of his reviews were " silly " and that it was a " wonder that someone hasn't told him to shut up " )...
i'm literally lol here everyday, and i KNOW i'm not the only one...

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 06 Aug 2013, 19:33

Thanks for the encouragement, guys. But I dont think I would be anygood on TV. I would be like that one Honeymooners episode where Ralph Kramden and Norton were pitching these kitchen gadgets on TV. The rehearsal went OK, but when they turned the camera on Ralph froze up, went ba-ba-ba-ba and knocked over the set. That would be me. Or I could do like they said the blues singer Robert Johnson did, apperently he was so nervous at performing before an audience he turned his back to them while he was performing. I can see it all now. "And now, ladies and gentlemen, here is the one, the only, Big Huey with his off-the-wall crappy movie reviews! Or the back of him anyway."

Williamz · Post by **Williamz** » 07 Aug 2013, 02:00

Evil Bong (2006) is definitly the worst I've seen
Evil Bong II: King Bong (2009) is even worse

may be Edge of darkness by mil gibson after those two

suzy1124 · Post by **suzy1124** » 07 Aug 2013, 05:50

Williamz wrote:Evil Bong (2006) is definitly the worst I've seen
Evil Bong II: King Bong (2009) is even worse

may be Edge of darkness by mil gibson after those two

hEEEEHeeeee, another " great /funny title

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 07 Aug 2013, 08:25

Thats a dandy for sure.

How about the epic Frankenstein's Great Aunt Tillie?

suzy1124 · Post by **suzy1124** » 07 Aug 2013, 08:27

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA really? ya not making that up ?...you can tell me the truth, i won't tell anyone, i promise...

Fran · Post by **Fran** » 07 Aug 2013, 09:16

Bighuey wrote:Thats a dandy for sure.

How about the epic Frankenstein's Great Aunt Tillie?

Ah now Bighuey you're messing, that couldn't be a movie title ... could it?

Bighuey · Post by **Bighuey** » 07 Aug 2013, 09:34

It really is. Ive got a copy in my crap section. Its a comedy. Not a very good one. Look it up on Google.

suzy1124 · Post by **suzy1124** » 07 Aug 2013, 09:54

yup Fran, i just had to google it!

A1984 flick w/2 actual " names " starring in it....Aldo Ray and Donald Pleasance....

We shoulda known, B.H. knows his stuff...

..it's labeled as a comedy...i've never watched a flick like that, but B.H. Is whetting my appetite..................

It's between that and Sharknado

-- 07 Aug 2013, 10:54 --

yup Fran, i just had to google it!

A1984 flick w/2 actual " names " starring in it....Aldo Ray and Donald Pleasance....

We shoulda known, B.H. knows his stuff...

..it's labeled as a comedy...i've never watched a flick like that, but B.H. Is whetting my appetite..................

It's between that and Sharknado