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Bighuey wrote:I saw a real stinker the other night, Night Fright. Some Z movie, probably cost all of 1.98 to make. It had an aging John Agar who was never much of an actor even in his heyday. Maybe thats why Shirley Temple divorced him. The rest of the cast were a bunch of what looked like they were from the first lesson in acting school. It was about a monster that crash landed in a rocket, it was a dandy too. A guy in a gorilla suit with a horn sticking out of its head and alligator feet that waved its arms and made odd noises. Not much going for this one except a lot of T and A. Lousy actors, lousy photography, lousy script, lousy everything. With my rating system I would have to give this one 10 stupids.

sounds like a doozy.............have you seen Sharknado yet ?
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Machete. Worst movie I've ever endured. It's the first (and only) movie I have ever actually left the theater during. In second would be Let Me In--I fell asleep. O.o
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Suzy, I havent seen Sharknado. It sounds about in the same class as Night Fright. Talking of strange monster movies, I remember some years ago a movie about killer frogs. I forget the name of it. all I remember about it is that it had Ray Milland and a young Sam Elliott as a hippie type guy.
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Wost movie had to be Clifford, with Martin Short. I think I walked out of that one.
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Trainspotting,.......... Simply a boring movie about BORING ppl.. most kids 'll love it tho cause they won't know how boring these misfits are...
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I started to watch that new Star Trek Movie, I watched it for about a half hour or so but didnt think much of it. The one before that was pretty good, but this one with the same actors was just plain silly. I probably would have turned it off, but I didnt have to. The DVD was defective and wouldnt play after about a half hour. Best thing that could have happened to it. Its in my crap pile to make Xmas tree ornaments.
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Merry Xmas w/your " ornaments "
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Ahhh.....still "Open Water". But then I haven't seen Sharknado...lol! And now they are making a second one @@
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Thanks, Suzy. Im getting a pretty good collection.

A second Sharknado? Double stupid. Theres a place here that has pirated videos for about a dollar. Last time I was there I saw Sharknado but didnt buy it. I may next time I go there. I suppose its worth a dollar.
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I must see Sharknado, it'd be worth a few laughs...
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Sharknado sounds like its in the same class as Godzilla Vs. Megalon. If you want a good laugh thats the movie to see. Hilarious.
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They're so ridiculous, they become entertaining, better than so many movies that wish to be taken seriously, but are no better than the Sharknado genre...
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Exactly. Plan 9 from Outer Space...so cheesy you can see the string that holds the pie-pan space ship...or Dark Star..featuring a painted beach ball with feet as the ship's Mascot Alien...that was some funny stuff...
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I saw this one movie some years ago on HBO or Cinemax or one of the movie channels. I dont remember what it was, but it was some cheezy sci-fi thing like the Killer Tomatoes or one of those. It might have even been Killer Tomatoes. At the first this guy comes on, gives this explanation of how movies are rated, says R rated movies are the most popular because of the violence and profanity. He said this movie didnt have any of that so it was rated PG. He said PG movies dont make the money R rated movies do so he said the F word to rate it R. Makes sense.
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OMG! ya can't make this stuff up!
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