Most embarrassing moment of your life?

[suzy1124]

[ALynnPowers]

My entire life is just one big embarrassing moment, there is no way I could choose just one.

I once worked in this office that was in the same building/space as this Tae Kwon Do classroom... we had to take our shoes off and walk across the mats in some places to get to some of the rooms of our office. Well, one day, I was leaving and had a flat tire on my car, so I was running back inside to ask my coworker to help me... when I tripping and went flying on the mat right in front of the entire class of junior high school Tae Kwon Do students, landed on my face and all the contents of my purse went flying out as well. Fun times.

[Gravy]

Now I know we're twins!
I swear my default expression is embarrassed

[ALynnPowers]

There is also a horrible story involving my mother and I together in a public bathroom... but there is no way I will share that one here!

[Gravy]

Don't blame you one bit!

[Syntheticaudio]

Oh that sounds pretty bad

[rssllue]

Ah, public bathrooms. And the embarrassment that they often cause. And the secrecy that will always surround those incidents! Where is that lips-are-sealed smilie?

[fluidity]

OK, here it goes. Beautiful spring day and I'm jollily walking down the street. I had to pass some gas, you know just a little sly "poot".
IT WASN'T....I froze in my tracks...that's all I'm sayin'.

[ALynnPowers]

I was walking down the street today and fell in a ditch right across the street from my house. Does this count? No one saw...

[Himmelslicht]

Entering a stranger's car when I was like... 12?
It was really awkward, ahah xD

[suzy1124]

Let's just put it this way: Shoot me first before I'd ever EVER EVER again complement anyone on their pregnancy w/o a written affidavit stating such...........

Get my drift ?

[Himmelslicht]

Let's just put it this way: Shoot me first before I'd ever EVER EVER again complement anyone on their pregnancy w/o a written affidavit stating such...........

Get my drift ?

Oh my, that reminds me once, shortly after I got married I did put on a couple pounds (I started feeling bloated and all) and there's this really sweet old lady who tells me: I see you have a sprout growing in there!
For some reason I didn't understand what she said at the time but my mom told me later and I was glad I hadn't noticed because I'd feel very very ashamed.
Fortunately I'm back to my petite shape, ahah

[suzy1124]

Heeeehe, good one !

[ALynnPowers]

Or getting soneone's gender wrong....

[Himmelslicht]

^
That's a terrible one too! I think I've done that once or twice. I'm so clumsy sometimes. That's why I keep my mouth shut most of the time