Jokes, Funny, And Happy Things Thread
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I just realized "Siri" is my name backwards.
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A man bought a fifty-dollar vase for two dollars because
the handles had been broken off. He asked the salesperson
To wrap it and send it to a friend, with the idea that
the friend would think he had paid fifty dollars and that
It was broken in mailing.
The friend wrote back, "Thank you for the lovely
Vase. It was nice of you to wrap each piece separately."
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"A serious father and son conversation"
"Dad, are people really made of dust, like the Bible says?"
"In a sense, yes."
"And we're all going to return to dust when our bodies die?"
"Certainly. Why do you ask?"
"Well, I was looking under my bed and I saw some-body either coming or going."
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That joke, ahhaha! It's one of those jokes that when told you either die laughing or stare blankly at the person who told it


Not my case but I think it's pretty hilarious xD
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