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I just tried to find the "like" button... wrong medium!
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Ahahaha :lol:

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Ahaha! That's too cute!

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Heh heh :text-blondmoment:
[Insert quote here. Read. Raise an eyebrow. Be mildly amused. Rinse & repeat.]
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Funny.
"I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I dont know what to feed it." Ramblings of a retired senile mind.
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Shady Siri.

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I just realized "Siri" is my name backwards.
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:D

A man bought a fifty-dollar vase for two dollars because
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San Francisco 1906-2012
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It looks the same!
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Thats cool HS, The San Francisco pics were taken on the same streets and with some of the original buildings.
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@Himmelslicht Amazing pictures, Himmel. You are a really talented photographer! I can only imagine what sorts of pictures you are producing now. I took a look; hope you don't mind. :)

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Thanks, I can show you some one day if you want. :)

That joke, ahhaha! It's one of those jokes that when told you either die laughing or stare blankly at the person who told it :lol:

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Not my case but I think it's pretty hilarious xD
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