Jokes, Funny, And Happy Things Thread
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lady_charlie
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Re: Jokes, Funny, And Happy Things Thread
Hey BH
what does a nosey pepper do?
he gets jalapeño business!
what does a nosey pepper do?
he gets jalapeño business!
It is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. J.R.R. Tolkien
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Bighuey
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Heres one from the vaults. You heard the one about the tramp who was walking down this road when he came upon a farmer hauling a wagon load of manure. The tramp asked the farmer, what are you going to do with all that manure? The farmer replied, Im going to put it on my strawberries. The tramp scratched his head, didnt say anything for a few seconds then said, I put cream and sugar on my strawberries.
"I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I dont know what to feed it." Ramblings of a retired senile mind.
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What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
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Oh my gosh! Someone reinflate that cat!
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If you ever need a pick me up, this is where to come...
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Gravy
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What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
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ALynnPowers
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That cat looks weird.
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Best Buy Super Small store.
"I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I dont know what to feed it." Ramblings of a retired senile mind.
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What did the receptionist say to the sperm donor? Thank you for coming!
It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.
Henry David Thoreau
Henry David Thoreau
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Bighuey
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Could be.
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"I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I dont know what to feed it." Ramblings of a retired senile mind.
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What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
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Gravy
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What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
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A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
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