Member of the Month Nomination: Gannon
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Gannon
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Re: Member of the Month Nomination: Gannon
I had a dream last night that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa
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rssllue
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Very nice!A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a club soda and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you."
"Sure thing," the bartender replies and asks, "but what's with the big pause?"
The panda holds up his hands and says, "I was born with them."
~ occupare fati suffocavit
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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DATo
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Priest , rabbi and minister walk into a bar. Bartender turns around and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.”
― Steven Wright
― Steven Wright
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rssllue
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What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese!
~ occupare fati suffocavit
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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DATo
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And let us not forget the most famous cheeses in the world ... Cheeses of Nazareth.rssllue wrote:
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese!
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.”
― Steven Wright
― Steven Wright
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Gannon
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hahaha
What did the coach of the ant soccer team say to his team who were playing in the saucer. "Better pull our socks up guys next week we're playing for the cup.
What did the coach of the ant soccer team say to his team who were playing in the saucer. "Better pull our socks up guys next week we're playing for the cup.
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa
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rssllue
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There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation!
~ occupare fati suffocavit
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
Latest Review: My Personal Desert Storm by Marcus Johnson
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Gannon
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According to statistics 5/4 people can't do fractions.
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa
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From the queen of airhead, double entendre comedy, Gracie Allen.
George: Gracie, those are beautiful flowers. Where did they come from?
Gracie: Don't you remember, George? You said that if I went to visit Clara Bagley in the hospital I should be sure to take her flowers. So, when she wasn't looking, I did.
George: Gracie, those are beautiful flowers. Where did they come from?
Gracie: Don't you remember, George? You said that if I went to visit Clara Bagley in the hospital I should be sure to take her flowers. So, when she wasn't looking, I did.
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.”
― Steven Wright
― Steven Wright
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Gannon
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What is Forrest Gump's password? 1FORREST1
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa
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rssllue
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Nice.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
~ occupare fati suffocavit
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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Gannon
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Sweet.What did the mountain climber name his son? CLIFF.
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa
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rssllue
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Milk is the fastest liquid on Earth...it's pasteurized before you even see it!
~ occupare fati suffocavit
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
Latest Review: My Personal Desert Storm by Marcus Johnson
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Gannon
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What did the man say after he started reversing his car? Ahh, this takes me back.
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa
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rssllue
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I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there.
~ occupare fati suffocavit
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
Latest Review: My Personal Desert Storm by Marcus Johnson
