Member of the Month Nomination: Gannon
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Re: Member of the Month Nomination: Gannon

What did the fight announcer yell as he felt the earthquake coming on. "LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEE..."

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A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea. (Calling Aldo Nova)

I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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Thanks bookishwormy.bookishwormy wrote:CONGRATS

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Thanks bookreviewer2016. I am the Member of the Month for March. Cheers!bookreviewer2016 wrote:Congratulations, Gannon. I know this thread is from last month, but I'm new here.

Back to the bad jokes....
What did the man who had a fear of speed bumps say? "Don't worry I'm slowly getting over it."

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I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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Where did Noah keep the bees? In the Ark Hives.

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If you're struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.


I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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What sits on the lawn and is Irish? Paddy O'Furniture.

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A guy loses his wallet. Voice over a loudspeaker says, "sir, a woman has found your wallet. If you'd like it back go to Helen Hunt for it".
What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.