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~ occupare fati suffocavit
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
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~ occupare fati suffocavit
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
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Silly mom.~ occupare fati suffocavit
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.”
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~ occupare fati suffocavit
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
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~ occupare fati suffocavit
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
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~ occupare fati suffocavit
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
Latest Review: My Personal Desert Storm by Marcus Johnson
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What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
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~ occupare fati suffocavit
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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Heres something I got in an email from a friend yesterday. Its supposedly true. In the 1940's when Carnation canned evaporated milk first came out, the Carnation company had a contest for the best slogan and the winner would get 5000 dollars. A woman who lived on a dairy farm which is a lot of hard work sent in a slogan and a couple weeks later a limo pulled up to her house. It was a representitive from Carnation and he said they couldnt use her slogan but he gave her a check for 1000 dollars for originality. Her slogan was this.
Carnation Milk is best of all
No tits to pull no hay to haul
No buckets to wash no s--t to pitch
just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch.
Now thats original.
Carnation Milk is best of all
No tits to pull no hay to haul
No buckets to wash no s--t to pitch
just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch.
Now thats original.
"I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I dont know what to feed it." Ramblings of a retired senile mind.
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Oh dear.
~ occupare fati suffocavit
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
Latest Review: My Personal Desert Storm by Marcus Johnson
