Questions for GOD

[DATo]

What in the name of You were You thinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!? Were You drunk? Are You barking mad? Just look at the bloody mess You've created! I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR SUPERIORS! What? What do you mean "I have no superiors?" I know existence isn't Wal-Mart, but surely there is SOMEONE I can complain to. I WILL COMPLAIN TO YOUR MOTHER, THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO! Then You'll get it - time-out for eons upon eons. JUST WAIT TILL SHE HEARS ABOUT WORLD WAR TWO! How do You plan on explaining that one? You waited till she went shopping when you pulled that off, didn't You? And that's before we even begin to talk about the Bubonic Plague, or tooth decay, or the inability of old people to control their bowels. Boy are You going to get it!

[Wasif Ahmed]

We CANNOT question God.

[Fran]

What in the name of You were You thinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!? Were You drunk? Are You barking mad? Just look at the bloody mess You've created! I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR SUPERIORS! What? What do you mean "I have no superiors?" I know existence isn't Wal-Mart, but surely there is SOMEONE I can complain to. I WILL COMPLAIN TO YOUR MOTHER, THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO! Then You'll get it - time-out for eons upon eons. JUST WAIT TILL SHE HEARS ABOUT WORLD WAR TWO! How do You plan on explaining that one? You waited till she went shopping when you pulled that off, didn't You? And that's before we even begin to talk about the Bubonic Plague, or tooth decay, or the inability of old people to control their bowels. Boy are You going to get it!

Reminds me of the story of the guy who arrives at the Pearly Gates & Jesus won't let him in, tells him he has led a sinful life & he's going down
A few hours late Jesus is walking around Heaven & he meets the same guy again "How did you get in here"? he asks "Ah sure, says your man, "didn't I go round the back & your mother let me in".
Needless to add he was, of course, an Irishman

[DennisK]

Well, now that I'm here, besides abstaining from apples, what do you want me to do?

[LivreAmour217]

Is there anything that I need to stop doing?

What is the purpose of the cockroach (other than making me scream like a five-year-old girl)?

[Cowgirl888]

What is the purpose of a skunk? Pepelepew makes everything stink so bad especially my dogs. Living in the country there are a lot of them....yuck. I hate those darn animals.

[rssllue]

How do You ever put up with us and all our silly questions?