Corrupt A Wish (GAME)

[Gravy]

Granted, but you just caused the world to end.



I wish that a mixture of Jack Frost, Jack Skellington, and Beetlejuice, with a dash of Goblin King, existed as a real person.

[rssllue]

Granted, but only their most sinister aspects combine into the destroyer of worlds. And now you just caused the world to end.

I wish for more snow.

[Gravy]

Are you calling Jack Frost sinister?! It just. Isn't. So!



Granted, you now live in the ice age.



I wish I could make my favorite characters real.

[rssllue]

Granted, but you never get to meet them.

I wish my cats could speak English.

[Gravy]

What do they speak now? French?


Granted, but now you can understand what they've been saying about you from the start.


I wish I could reread all my favorite books for the first time.

[rssllue]

Granted, but now you really hate the plot lines and all of the characters.

I wish my cats could speak French!

[Gravy]

Granted, but now they're even more snobby and pretentious than they were.


I wish I had all my favorite movies

[_Delly_01]

Granted. But without any sound, all you can do is watch them.

I wish I regulate my body temperature.

[rssllue]

Granted, but you are now in a vegetative state where that is the only thing you can do.

I wish this thread was more popular.

[Gravy]

Granted, but now you can never find how your wish was corrupted.


I wish the weather would go back to normal.

[rssllue]

Granted, but it is not your version of normal.

I wish I had a state of the art home gym.

[Gravy]

Granted, but it was state of the art several years ago.


I wish I could find the end of the rainbow.

[rssllue]

Old school!

Granted, but its radioactivity kills you instantly.

I wish I had a new lamp.

[Gravy]

Granted, but...just don't rub it. DON'T ASK WHY! Just don't do it.


I wish I had a magic carpet.

[rssllue]

Granted, but you can't control it.

I wish I hadn't rubbed that lamp.