Member of the Month Nomination: Gannon

[Gannon]

Haha

Why do we say amen instead of awomen?

Because we sing hymns and not hers.

[rssllue]

Too true.

I fear for the calendar...its days are numbered.

[Gannon]

:)

The Sheriff arrested the cowboy who was wearing brown paper pants for "Rustling".

[rssllue]

Nice.

I want to the doctor today and he told me that I have type A blood, but it was a type O.

[Gannon]

hahaha

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barmen says "Sorry, we don't serve food here".

[rssllue]

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads, "Small medium at large."

[Gannon]

Did you hear about the guy who invented lifesavers. They said he made a mint.

[rssllue]

I am terrified of elevators. I am going to start taking steps to avoid them.

[Gannon]

hahaha that's classic.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse.

[rssllue]

Very nice!

Me: Doctor I've broken my arm in multiple places.
Doctor: Well stop going to those places.

[Gannon]

A guy used to work at a calendar factory, but he got fired because he took a few days off.

[rssllue]

Excellent!

Without geometry life is pointless.

[Gannon]

A family was buying food at a fast food outlet. The Lady serving them said, "Any condiments"? The dad replied, "Yes, you look very nice today".

[rssllue]

I have deleted the phone numbers of all of the Germans I know from my mobile phone. It is now Hans free.

[DATo]

My neighbor's car is a Transformer. Just this morning I saw it turn into a driveway.

Wah Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa!